In Today's MYSPACE mailbox...

I really think you are such a beautiful woman. In fact you are stunning. My name is Bob and I live in Delaware. I know I dont know you and all but I just wanted to tell a lady for the first time that I sometimes have bisexual thoughts. Please dont be offended by me telling you. I just wanted to know how it feels to know that a knock out gorgeous lady knows your secret.

Huh?????

As usual, I attract freaks and degenerates like a beacon.
At least I have learned not to date them.